A little humor

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[SIZE=x-large]A businessman in the first class cabin decided to [/SIZE]
[SIZE=x-large]talk to the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: [/SIZE]
[SIZE=x-large]"What is your name?"
Flight Attendant:   "Angela Benz,  sir"
Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight  Attendant:   "Yes sir, very close"
Businessman:      "How close?"
Flight Attendant:    "Same price"[/SIZE]






 

 

[Hatu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q&feature=youtu.be

 

[SharoninSAT]

 Cowboy Wisdom...
 









[SIZE=large]A Texas cowboy, a Native American and a Muslim are waiting[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]for their plane in a small Texas airport. The Texas cowboy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.[/SIZE]

 
[SIZE=large]The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around and the old[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]windsock is flapping, but still no plane comes. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]The American Indian clears his throat and softly speaks. 
"At one time here, my people were many,but sadly, now we are few." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 
"Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. 
Why do you suppose that is?" [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]The Texas cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl:[/SIZE]

 
[SIZE=large]"That's cause we ain't played Cowboys & Muslims yet,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]but I do believe it's a-comin".[/SIZE]





 

 

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[KCFlyer]

Back in 1972 my parents gave me an air band radio for Christmas.  I was listening late one night and overheard a conversation between an Eastern Airlines pilot and Miami Center.  They both were talking like Amos n Andy (an old radio show that might be considered racist today)  It went like this:
 
EAL - Say Amos - do you know why de 747 has a bubble on de top
 
Miami - No Andy....why DO the 747 have a bubble on de top
 
EAL - So de pilot can sit on his wallet.
 
I swear I actually heard this.

 

[xUT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4
BACON!

 

[SharoninSAT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4
BACON!

Cute! Now that is so funny!
"BACON"!

 

[KCFlyer]

 

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Just like having 2,000 friend requests on FB...
 

 
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Just Horsing around.
 
 

 
Everyone at Misty Meadows Farm was puzzled. No one could figure out how all the horses were getting out of their stalls. It was a complete mystery and even the neighborhood teenagers were getting questioned as pranksters.
 
That’s when the farm owners finally set up cameras to see what was actually going on. What they saw shocked them all, but not in the way you’d expect.
It turns out that one black beauty named Mariska, now known by her nickname, Houdini Horse, had taught herself how to unlock her own stall door. And it didn’t end just there. Mariska had actually been going around and freeing all the horses in the stable – “Quick, Follow Me!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Little Johnny Strikes again
  
[SIZE=22pt]A teacher asked her 6th grade class, "How many of you are Hillary Clinton fans?"[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, every kid raised a hand except for Little Johnny.[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different yet again.[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Hillary Clinton fan.”[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Hillary Clinton?”[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]The teacher asked, " Why are you a Republican?"[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a
Republican, so I’m a Republican.”[/SIZE]
  
[SIZE=22pt]Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=22pt]Little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan.”[/SIZE]
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[xUT]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pinZNYxQeo

 

[Hatu]

On January 15:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUJY82svsog

A few days later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_EetyzYGkI

 

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On January 15:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUJY82svsog

A few days later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_EetyzYGkI

It's not funny or humorous.
Great the Shaq would do this but it's not 'humorous'.
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B) xUT