A little humor
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Glenn Quagmire
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The vacuum won't start...
A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Dave, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum cleaner".
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Dave answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”. “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did…Click Here... https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4
A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Dave, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum cleaner".
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Dave answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”. “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did…Click Here... https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4
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This is kind of humorous if you know who Robert Tilton was (is). Back in the 80's I lived in Dallas, just down the street from his church. One of the biggest shyster evangelists ever. A guy in Australia used his (Tiltons) own words and made a song that "preaches" a message better than Tilton ever did.
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Funny now, but guess who's coming to dinner?
Some claim it's fake.....a Grizzly can run down a race horse in 100 yards.
It was in Japan, some say there's no Bears in Japan....there are, a Grizzly relative.
???
Some claim it's fake.....a Grizzly can run down a race horse in 100 yards.
It was in Japan, some say there's no Bears in Japan....there are, a Grizzly relative.
???
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