A little humor

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  1. delldude

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    He likes me. [​IMG]
     
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    Benefited from a college education.

     
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  3. xUT

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    StopWHining.jpg

    Yea I get a lot of reds from my constituents as well.
    Who cares?
    I am not looking for popularity or I would suck up to everyone.
    Which I don't.
    Huggs,
    :cool:xUT
     
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    I think it is hillarious that someone spends more time doing that then actually joining the fray. :rolleyes:
     
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    Heaven and Hell
    When a young salesman met his untimely end, he was informed that he had a choice about where he would spend his eternity: Heaven or Hell. He was allowed to visit both places, and then make his decision afterwards.
    "I'll see Heaven first," said the salesman, and an angel led through the gates on a private tour. Inside it was very peaceful and serene, and all the people there were playing harps and eating grapes. It looked very nice, but the salesman was not about to make a decision that could very well condemn him to a life of musical produce.

    "Can I see Hell now?" he asked. The angel pointed him to the elevator, and he went down to the Basement where he was greeted by one of Satan's loyal followers. For the next half hour, the salesman was led through a tour of what appeared to be the best night clubs he'd ever seen. People were partying loudly, and having a, if you'll pardon the expression, Hell of a time.

    When the tour ended, he was sent back up where the angel asked him if he had reached a final decision.
    "Yes, I have," he replied. "As great as Heaven looks and all, I have to admit that Hell was more of my kind of place. I've decided to spend my eternity down there."

    The salesman was sent to hell, where he was immediately thrown into a cave and was chained to a wall, and he was subjected to various tortures. "When I came down here for the tour," he yelled with anger and pain, "I was shown a whole bunch of bars and parties and other great stuff! What happened?!"

    The devil replied, "Oh, that! That was just the Sales Demo."

    DOH!
     
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    That would be because it's not...:eek:
     
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    #493 xUT, Nov 29, 2016
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    Well, that's because you are gay...
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    Yep. One dittohead found it funny, so let's go and turn what used to be a haven from politics into just another politics thread. Thanks for nothing.
     
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    #496 Insp4, Dec 1, 2016
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    This one is for you K.C.[​IMG]
     
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    Reds??

    Dint knoe you was holding.....
     
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    You know, there's a small button at the bottom that looks like the one below. Anybody ever think of using it and calling the new thread something like "a little political humor"

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    That's funny....
     
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