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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by KCFlyer, Jul 31, 2008.
Man walks into a bar. There are two very large women at the bar. They seem to have a foreign accent. The man says, "Excuse me, ladies. Are you from Scotland?" One of them replies in a condescending tone, "It's Wales." The man says, "Oh, ok. Are you whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing he remembered...
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[SIZE=18pt]A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]"Not yet", said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon and why don't I have any milk in my cereal"? he asks.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]"Well", his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]"You gonna tell him or should I?"[/SIZE]
Saudi Preacher Bandar Al-Khaybari Demonstrates: The Earth Does Not Revolve around Itself
You just can't make this stuff up... :lol:
It's why you should always have a skiing partner. You don't have to ski faster than the bear can run. You just have to ski faster than your partner.