A little humor

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    Man walks into a bar.  There are two very large women at the bar.  They seem to have a foreign accent.  The man says, "Excuse me, ladies.  Are you from Scotland?"  One of them replies in a condescending tone, "It's Wales."  The man says, "Oh, ok.  Are you whales from Scotland?"
     
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    That's the last thing he remembered... :p
     
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    http://youtu.be/YXF03slRxfY
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    [SIZE=18pt]A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.[/SIZE]
     
    [SIZE=18pt]"Not yet", said the little boy.

    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
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    [SIZE=18pt]Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.[/SIZE]
     
    [SIZE=18pt]"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon and why don't I have any milk in my cereal"? he asks.[/SIZE]
     
    [SIZE=18pt]"Well", his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."[/SIZE]
     
    [SIZE=18pt]Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.[/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=18pt]The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=18pt]"You gonna tell him or should I?"[/SIZE]
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Jp_XCvVto

    Saudi Preacher Bandar Al-Khaybari Demonstrates: The Earth Does Not Revolve around Itself
    You just can't make this stuff up... :lol:
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnvPJtJf6uo
     
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    #384 jimntx, Jun 15, 2016
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    It's why you should always have a skiing partner.  You don't have to ski faster than the bear can run.  You just have to ski faster than your partner.
     
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