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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by KCFlyer, Jul 31, 2008.
Ain't it the truth.
For all our "Democrate" fathers out there, have a happy Father's Day!"
[SIZE=10pt]A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]whose truck had broken down......
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me.
I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.
They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $200 for your trouble”
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car
and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two
chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded,
"I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde.
"But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."[/SIZE]
The caption says it all!
Now I'm no fan of Hillary Clinton, but I found this a little humorous.
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Travel Plans for 2016-2017: There are just so many choices...
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send this to at least one unstable person.
My job is done!