Old Pilot As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him... Obviously noticing his A.O.P.A. cap with Winged Logo, She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real, honest-to-goodness pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Stearmans, Bonanzas, Comanches, Cessnas, Lakes, among other Civilian Types; I flew Mustangs, F-80s, A-6 Attack aircraft, and F-4 Fighter aircraft in Vietnam; I have taught over 2,500 people to fly, and have given hundreds of airplane rides to "wide-eyed" kids of all ages......... so, I guess that must make me a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked 'are you a real pilot?' The old gentleman replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.