All persons who participates in the $uper $aver 401K

You are the king of pessimism, bar none.

At least, $5.00 would be better than the drink coupons offered as part of a Southwest Airlines settlement. Attorneys "earned" $1.65 million and "victims" got free drinks... sounds fair.

"The Settlement will provide Class Benefits, including Replacement Drink Vouchers, to Class Members who submit timely and valid Claim Forms."
https://www.southwestvouchersettlement.com/