New Hampshire school district bans dodgeball

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Lets ban football too in NH. Do they have football? Friday nights must be pretty boring up there.

Revenge of the nerds: New Hampshire school district bans dodgeball
8:54 AM 03/29/13

You probably assumed that the dark forces of political correctness and the general wussification of America had long ago wiped out the last vestige of dodgeball — probably during the Clinton administration or something.

Turns out, that’s not true. As of last week, though, a school district in New Hampshire has banned the rite of passage that is dodgeball as a school-sponsored activity.

As the New Hampshire Union Leader reports, the Windham School Board voted 4-1 last week to ban the controversial game as well as all other games involving human targets from its physical education curriculum.

Fear of the risk of concussions and other injuries appears to be the prime motivating factor.

“In my opinion, the human-target games seem contrary to our goal of avoiding concussions,” Superintendent Henry LaBranche told the Union Leader.

LaBranche added that the National Association for Sport and Physical Education (NASPE) has declared that dodgeball and games of its ilk can also lead to upsetting experiences for some students and even bullying.

School board member Stephanie Wimmer agreed with LaBranche on all counts according to the Union Leader.

“I absolutely support this and we need to make some changes,” she said. “We need to take the violence out of our schools.”

Dennis Senibaldi, the solitary board member who voted against banning dodgeball, told the Union Leader that he believes there are better ways to address bullying. He “definitely couldn’t support banning these games,” he said.

“This is dodgeball; this is American pie,” Senibaldi added. “You cannot deny that there are more injuries in football.”

For the record, the Windham High School Jaguars field a football team. There’s also gymnastics, hockey, and Alpine skiing.

Board members who voted for the ban observed that football players wear protective gear while dodgeball players do not.

In addition to traditional dodgeball, the school district will now forbid 10 other games in which kids can be targets. An example of those other games is one that elementary schoolers play in gym class called “Rescue 911.” (There are two teams. There are Nerf balls. Players on each team throw the balls at the other team’s players. If you get hit, you have to freeze until a teammate unfreezes you.)

LaBranche insisted that the risk of concussions is too great, even with Nerf balls.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/29/revenge-of-the-nerds-new-hampshire-school-district-bans-dodgeball/#ixzz2P7z9caOs
 
Down South they bounce hammers off each others heads.

There have been no reported injuries.

Down South I have a swimming pool. Unlike some people up North suffering from cabin fever.

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Lets ban football too in NH. Do they have football? Friday nights must be pretty boring up there.

Revenge of the nerds: New Hampshire school district bans dodgeball
8:54 AM 03/29/13

You probably assumed that the dark forces of political correctness and the general wussification of America......

LaBranche insisted that the risk of concussions is too great, even with Nerf balls.

One just couldn't EVER begin to make this sort of incredibly sick insanity up as even a bad joke! "the general wussification of America.." is being promoted to a level almost impossible to believe...or in earlier times, ever even imagine! Small wonder that firearms are universally "bad" amongst such hopeless village idiots as can imagine even Nerf balls to be a major "threat". ;) How DO such poor little dears ever gather up the raw, unbridled "courage" needed to even exit their homes...?

"LaBranche added that the National Association for Sport and Physical Education (NASPE) has declared that dodgeball and games of its ilk can also lead to upsetting experiences for some students and even bullying." Wow! So all must now be protected from the slightest posibility of "upsetting experiences"..? Now THAT kind of..umm... "educational philosophy" will certainly prepare American youth for tragically predictable battlefields of the future....life in general...or even venturing forth to the grocery store without fear.
 
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One just couldn't EVER begin to make this sort of incredibly sick insanity up as even a bad joke! "the general wussification of America.." is being promoted to a level almost impossible to believe...or in earlier times, ever even imagine! Small wonder that firearms are universally "bad" amongst such hopeless village idiots as can imagine even Nerf balls to be a major "threat". ;) How DO such poor little dears ever gather up the raw, unbridled "courage" needed to even exit their homes...?

"LaBranche added that the National Association for Sport and Physical Education (NASPE) has declared that dodgeball and games of its ilk can also lead to upsetting experiences for some students and even bullying." Wow! So all must now be protected from the slightest posibility of "upsetting experiences"..? Now THAT kind of..umm... "educational philosophy" will certainly prepare American youth for tragically predictable battlefields of the future....life in general...or even venturing forth to the grocery store without fear.

Sports prepares kids for a competition in the real world where there are winners and losers. It's life in general and in a Capitalist society's where there are no trophies handed out for second place.
 
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"the general wussification of America.." is being promoted to a level almost impossible to believe...How DO such poor little dears ever gather up the raw, unbridled "courage" needed to even exit their homes...?

Does that explain the people so afraid they can't leave home without a firearm?
 
Not only did they ban dodgeball, everyone that doesn't participate, get's a trophy !

New Hampshire..........the wussification of America Mecca !
 
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I don't think Dog gets the Monty Python skit. If you put something with Ninja Turtles or Barney the Dinosaur, he'd bite.

Methinks not. The Turtles would be disqualified for their cowardly behavior ....after all; they're equipped with weapons, and Barney, one must assume, is possessed of at least imaginary teeth. ;)
 
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Methinks not. The Turtles would be disqualified for their cowardly behavior ....after all; they're equipped with weapons, and Barney, one must assume, is possessed of at least imaginary teeth. ;)

I guess pulling a "Sylvester" on the dog would not have the desired effect.
 
I guess pulling a "Sylvester" on the dog would not have the desired effect.

Likely not sir. :) You just can't "fix stupid". In fairness though; perhaps the poor fellow suffered some horrendous head injury in early youth from a deadly dodgeball session...who knows? ;)
 
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