New super-elite program... Preferred Handling Level (PHL)

FCYTravis

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Sep 16, 2005
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So I was daydreaming at work (what else is new?) about what would happen if US Airways came up with its answer to United Global Services... and it took only a minute to come up with the perfect acronym:

US0, aka PHL - Preferred Handling Level.

So what benefits would PHL members get? Ay, but there's the key to attracting and keeping high-dollar flyers.

*Personal concierges to review every PNR issued to a PHL member and ensure that the fare codes are of the proper class.

*A direct line to receive news about denied upgrades from the PHL Service Center

*Free transatlantic upgrades when flying on third Tuesdays and second Saturdays with a fare of W, T or F.

*Exclusive access to dedicated PHLyUS (tm) check-in lines at selected airports (including Elmira/Corning, Watertown, Garden City, Fresno and Key West)

*Reserved private Preferred PHLyer Clubs in all major US Airways airports, as soon as we finish converting them from employee breakrooms. Employees, your breakrooms are now out on the ramp. Sorry for the inconvenience.

I'd like to open the floor... anyone got any other bright ideas for PHL "benefits?" :lol:
 

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