Republican Debate Requirements

[Dog Wonder]

1. Each candidate gets to pick their own personal moderator,
 
2. Cheerleaders will be the only ones in the audience,
 
3. Each candidate will be provided with an emotional support animal if they don't already have one.
 
4. Kool-Aid will be the debate sponsor.
 
5. All candidates will be given risers so they appear the same height.
 
6. Every answer will have at least three !!!.
 
7. Halos will be superimposed over every candidates head.
 
8. Bonus points will be awarded for references to Reagan.
 
9. Marshals will be present to prevent shoelaces from being tied together.

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

1. Each candidate gets to pick their own personal moderator,
 
2. Cheerleaders will be the only ones in the audience,
 
3. Each candidate will be provided with an emotional support animal if they don't already have one.
 
4. Kool-Aid will be the debate sponsor.
 
5. All candidates will be given risers so they appear the same height.
 
6. Every answer will have at least three !!!.
 
7. Halos will be superimposed over every candidates head.
 
8. Bonus points will be awarded for references to Reagan.
 
9. Marshals will be present to prevent shoelaces from being tied together.

 
Great post  'Dog !
 
Maybe you omitted that Faux News be the ONLY Network to broadcast the..." DEBACLE " ....( err....I mean Debate ).
 
You know,...I believe another reason that they're pissed, is because they can't handle the Rough Tone of these debates.  It's why Trump is in the lead from  jump-street.  Only Chris Christy (from just on the other side of NY Harbor) can go verbally toe-to-toe with Donald.  Hey, If they .."Can't take the Heat,.........get OUT of the friggin' Kitchen"   Again. Every single one of them, minus Christey, gets  INDIGNANT and damm near on the verge of TEARS !
 
Another thing to consider, and to show just how ...out of touch....the .....'Heavy    $$$  Hitters' are, in that  Horrible Party, is the fact that.............EVERYONE KNOWS  you have to win Ohio in the General election, yet here they have a fairly popular governor in Kasich, with a good state economic resume'.......yet  NO  ONE  pays any attention to him, and instead  DROOL all over a loser like scott walker, or JEB, or CRUZ, and it (now) looks like RUBIO is about to become the Favorite Son !
 
To ALL this I say :................" GO....DONALD....GO " , ........................" GO.....DONALD.......GO "    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The GOP.
The Party that Keeps On GIVING !
 
Hahahahahahahahaha  !!

 

[southwind]

1. Each candidate gets to pick their own personal moderator,
 
2. Cheerleaders will be the only ones in the audience,
 
3. Each candidate will be provided with an emotional support animal if they don't already have one.
 
4. Kool-Aid will be the debate sponsor.
 
5. All candidates will be given risers so they appear the same height.
 
6. Every answer will have at least three !!!.
 
7. Halos will be superimposed over every candidates head.
 
8. Bonus points will be awarded for references to Reagan.
 
9. Marshals will be present to prevent shoelaces from being tied together.

Know this was a cut and paste.....one sentence wonder!

 

[Dog Wonder]

Wrong Again.  One sentence 9 times.

 

[Ifly2]

It's OK, Donald The New Populist Dictator will decide

Leave the driving to him

 

[700UW]

 

[townpete]

I'm old enough to remember when the thin skinned DNC refused to do any debates on FOX as of 2007.

So there's that...lol

 

[townpete]

This is how liberal's handle tough questions.

http://youtu.be/rqdVAd25CHU

 

[Ifly2]

One of the things Kissinger said is that as a diplomat, or president, or responsible decision maker sometimes it is in a country's interest to make deals you don't "like" with people you don't "like" and who do not "like" you, for greater, broader more global and ling range strategic interests.

The radio show hacks and tv bobbleheads do not have that responsibility and so are free to say any thing that comes to their minds in order to sell advertising.

They also do not have the knowledge or experience to really know wtf they are talking about, mostly

 

[townpete]

One of the things Kissinger said is that as a diplomat, or president, or responsible decision maker sometimes it is in a country's interest to make deals you don't "like" with people you don't "like" and who do not "like" you, for greater, broader more global and ling range strategic interests.
The radio show hacks and tv bobbleheads do not have that responsibility and so are free to say any thing that comes to their minds in order to sell advertising.
They also do not have the knowledge or experience to really know wtf they are talking about, mostly

Ok yeah whatever. All that garbage you just said never pertained to the 8 years under GWB, but somehow perfectly acceptable under a democratic administration.

Partisan hackery at its finest.

lol

 

[Ifly2]

Huh?
No one criticised Bush or his admin for making any agreement with anyone

That wasn't their thing

They were never big on diplomacy, preferring the shoot first, don't ask anyone anything approach

 

[Ifly2]

Yes,

That is a criticism

 

[Ifly2]

Dude thinks he knows more about diplomacy than Kissinger

Hahahaa