Would you believe?

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  1. Insp4

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  2. xUT

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    Yawn...
     
  3. Dog Wonder

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    He is just following orders
     
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    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Syrian flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

    Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

    Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

    Hot Damn...Safe at last!!
     
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    Most people learn how to cut and paste in kindergarten. He is just figuring it out.
     
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    The trust him with scissors?
     
  9. Dog Wonder

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    Not with sharp blades.
     
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  10. xUT

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    Very Trump like.
    Is lying a RepubliRat trait?
     

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