your dad is a SCAB!

[groundcontrol]

"My name is Felix and I am a scab..."
"Welcome Felix"
((((((group warm gay NWA scab hugs))))))))

"I can't stop scabbing... I don't know why people hate me so much..... they call me all kinds of hateful names...."

((((((((warm group gay NWA scab hugs ))))))))))))))

and at the end they all say in unison:

"WE LOVE YOU FELIX!"

This song had to be echoing out of the hangar.......

Felix the SCAB the wonderful, wonderful SCAB.
Whenever we get in a fix we reach into our little chinese bag of tricks....
Felix the SCAB the wonderful, wonderful SCAB...........

Finally it all makes sense...
(sorry I couldn't resist)