Another One To Lighten Your Day !

[Colby]

Last night while I lay Sleeping,
I died or so it seems.
Then I went to heaven
But it was only in my Dreams
But it seems St.Peter Met Me,
There At the Pearly Gate.
He Said, "I must Check Your Record,
So Stand Right Here and wait.
I see Where You Drank Alcohol,
And Swore quite often Too.
Fact is You've done many things
That a Good Person Shouldn't Do."
" We Can't Have People Like You Up Here,
Your Life Was Full Of Sin. "
Then He Read The Last Of My Record,
Grasped My Hand and Said


"Come On In."
He Took Me To The Big Boss,
" Take Him And Please Treat Him Well,
He's Worked For An Airline, Sir.
HE'S HAD HIS SHARE OF HELL

 

[BIGDOG]

The good LORD knows we work for USAIRWAYS.

The LORD will give us a mansion and the ones that run this company.

NOTHING BUT FIRE AND BRIMSTONE FOR THE HELL THEY HAVE
PUT ALL OF US THROUGH.

We the employees of this company will someday get the gold.

in HEAVEN

WHERE THERE ARE NO THIEVES AND CEO's

 

[Mike W]

We the employees of this company will someday get the gold.

I hope so BUT for now all we're gonna get is the shaft. :angry: