O.K. my favourite was the hotel Valdivia in Santiago, they even had a toothless sheep for the truly difficult to please.
In fact I named my company after that house of pure pleasure, for years my wife signed all the papers and such oblivious to where such a strange name came from.
Then one day one of my sick pilot friends was sitting on my front deck well into his third beer ( third case ) and started reminiscing about the good old days and spilled the beans about how funny he thought it was that I had named my company after a whorehouse..............My wife was sitting with us.
Wife trouble...........
Reverend Chas W