Good idea or not?

[boxer]

From a friend:
 
 
Good idea or not?
 
 
 
 
 
DEAR AIRLINES:
 
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! 
What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.  
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. 
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
 
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. 
This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do  everything myself?
 
Sincerely,
Donald Trump

 

[signals]

I find it amusing that some people are so scared that there really might be a microscopic possibility that Trump will Triumph and become the Next President Of The United States Of America!
 
Relax...it will never happen, but stay tuned!

 

[xUT]

From a friend:
 
 
Good idea or not?
 
 
 
 
 
DEAR AIRLINES:
 
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! 
What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.  
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. 
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
 
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. 
This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do  everything myself?
 
Sincerely,
Donald Trump

Sadly, probably true... DOH!
A few Billion to the unions should get their support.
 
Buffenbarger for strippers...
Na, only in Vegas... B)

 

[signals]

Does boxer realize that if he substituted Bill Clinton for Donald Trump, lo and behold, the results would be the same???

 

[delldude]

Funny you mention that, Signals....
 
 
off the web:
 
How To Save The Airlines By Bill Clinton
 
Posted by Denise on 7/19/06 at 17:19 (204706)
 
> How to save the airlines
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why in hell did not Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
 
Bill Clinton
>

 

[xUT]

Funny you mention that, Signals....
 
 
off the web:
 
How To Save The Airlines By Bill Clinton
 
Posted by Denise on 7/19/06 at 17:19 (204706)
 
> How to save the airlines
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why in hell did not Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
 
Bill Clinton
>