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avek00

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BIG NEWS!

Shuttle America is being shut down and replaced by a new subsidiary, Shuttle Salvador, which will use crews contracted from El Salvador flying Saabs for UAX. The crews won't speak any English, so pax will be handed welcome cards upon boarding that list the FA's name and ask that they respect the fact that he/she's only there for safety.

Here's an example of a card that will be handed to passenger upon boarding the aircraft:

"Hello, my name is Rutelina. I no speak English - I only here for your safety. I will serve you drink once we take of. When I come through aisle please nod your head if you want drink. have a flight very good."

Shuttle Salvador is a key element of United's restructuring plan. The Company expects to save millions in costs annually from this move.
 
Sort of like US Air's lost baggage center in El Salvador.

Allo? Yes, dis is office for baggage lost. Oh, dat bad. Lo siento. We look and call back. Tank you for calling Estado Unitas Airwees . . . . huh? I dunno where is bag. I in El Salvado. Not here, I sure. Bye bye.
 
Fly said:
better than American Airlines!
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FLY,

I think you are an UA employee, though I can't say with certainty.

SO,
Assuming you ARE employed by UA, I'll ask you this question.

If you could take your job description, and seniority, on the back of which horse(today's AA or UA),would you climb aboard, to finish out you career ???

NH/BB's
 
avek00 said:
BIG NEWS!

Shuttle America is being shut down and replaced by a new subsidiary, Shuttle Salvador, which will use crews contracted from El Salvador flying Saabs for UAX. The crews won't speak any English, so pax will be handed welcome cards upon boarding that list the FA's name and ask that they respect the fact that he/she's only there for safety.

Here's an example of a card that will be handed to passenger upon boarding the aircraft:

"Hello, my name is Rutelina. I no speak English - I only here for your safety. I will serve you drink once we take of. When I come through aisle please nod your head if you want drink. have a flight very good."

Shuttle Salvador is a key element of United's restructuring plan. The Company expects to save millions in costs annually from this move.
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LOL, that couldn't be any worse than Shuttle America if they are the same as they were in the USX system. Don't think anyone misses them and thier horrific planes.
 
avek00 said:
BIG NEWS!

Shuttle America is being shut down and replaced by a new subsidiary, Shuttle Salvador, which will use crews contracted from El Salvador flying Saabs for UAX. The crews won't speak any English, so pax will be handed welcome cards upon boarding that list the FA's name and ask that they respect the fact that he/she's only there for safety.

Here's an example of a card that will be handed to passenger upon boarding the aircraft:

"Hello, my name is Rutelina. I no speak English - I only here for your safety. I will serve you drink once we take of. When I come through aisle please nod your head if you want drink. have a flight very good."

Shuttle Salvador is a key element of United's restructuring plan. The Company expects to save millions in costs annually from this move.
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Ah, A Liberal Yankee democrat shows his real colors. Not only anti-union, but a bigot and Racist. :down:
 
Busdrvr,

How was avek00's the post racist? I found it satirical and got a chukkle. I would much rather see these types of posts than the usual mud slinging on these boards.

Avek00,

Any more news out there that hasn't been posted here yet?

A320Fan
 
A320Fan said:
Avek00,

Any more news out there that hasn't been posted here yet?

A320Fan
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Actually, there is another major news item that affects ALL United employees, and even some folks at other companies:

UNITED TO CUT WORKFORCE BY 120%

NEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireNwsWire.com)


United Airlines will reduce its workforce by an unprecedented 120 percent by the end of 2005, believed to be the first time a major corporation has laid off more employees than it actually has.

United stock soared more than 12 points on the news.

The reduction decision, announced Wednesday, came after a year-long internal review of cost-cutting procedures, said United Chairman Glenn Tilton.

The initial report concluded the company would save $1.2 billion by eliminating 20 percent of its 108,000 employees.

From there, said Tilton, "it didn't take a genius to figure out that if we cut 40 percent of our workforce, we'd save $2.4 billion, and if we cut 100 percent of our workforce, we'd save $6 billion. But then we thought, why stop there? Let's cut another 20 percent and save $7 billion.

"We believe in increasing shareholder value, and we believe that by decreasing expenditures, we enhance our competitive cost position and our bottom line," he added.

United plans to achieve the 100 percent internal reduction through layoffs, attrition and early retirement packages. To achieve the 20 percent in external reductions, the company plans to involuntarily downsize 22,000 non-United employees who presently work for other companies.

"We pretty much picked them out of a hat," said Tilton.

Among firms United has picked as "External Reduction Targets," or ERTs, are Quaker Oats, AMR Corporation, parent of American Airlines, Callaway Golf, and Charles Schwab & Co.

Tilton's plan presents a "win-win" for the company and ERTs, said Tilton, as any savings by ERTs would be passed on to United, while the ERTs themselves would benefit by the increase in stock price that usually accompanies personnel cutback announcements.

"We're also hoping that since, over the years, we've been really helpful to a lot of companies, they'll do this for us kind of as a favor," said Tilton.

Legally, pink slips sent out by United would have no standing at ERTs unless those companies agreed. While executives at ERTs declined to comment, employees at those companies said they were not inclined to cooperate.

"This is ridiculous. I don't work for United. They can't fire me," said Kaili Blackburn, a flight attendant with American Airlines.

Reactions like that, replied Tilton, "are not very sporting."

Inspiration for United's plan came from previous cutback initiatives, said company officials.

In January of 1998, for instance, the company announced it would trim 18,000 jobs over two years. However, just a year later, United said it had already reached its quota. "We were quite surprised at the number of employees willing to leave United in such a hurry, and we decided to build on that," Tilton said.

Analysts credited Tilton's short-term vision, noting that the announcement had the desired effect of immediately increasing United share value. However, the long-term ramifications could be detrimental, said Bear Stearns analyst Beldon McInty.

"It's a little early to tell, but by eliminating all its employees, United may jeopardize its market position and could, at least theoretically, cease to exist," said McInty.

Tilton, however, urged patience: "To my knowledge, this has never been done before, so let's just wait and see what happens."
 
Avek,

Glad to see Archie Bunker is not dead. What a racist and insensitive statement. I certainly hope close family members bring surprises to your dinner table and close family gatherings in the near future.
 
magsau said:
Avek,

Glad to see Archie Bunker is not dead. What a racist and insensitive statement. I certainly hope close family members bring surprises to your dinner table and close family gatherings in the near future.
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I'm LMAO at the racist assertion because none of you know enough about me in order to make such a claim.
 
Oh, I think we know about all we need to know about you.

Your posts over time have spoken for themselves, and very clearly.
 
avek00 said:
I'm LMAO at the racist assertion because none of you know enough about me in order to make such a claim.
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None? You sure 'bout 'tat?? B)

avek00, we all know that black guys simply can't be racists, don't we? :D
 
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