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Now that my apology thread's been locked (thanks Scot, I was running out of Swaggert-type material and was starting to get worried that a diety would smote me down for an innocent statement from me. 🙄 )

Anyway, back on topic. I just picked up a new set of wheels from Home Depot (I love the shade of orange on their vehicles); it's a bit hard to see now that I've made some aftermarket modifications (loading all of my earthly belongings into it).
I went shirtless for the ladies out there. I know that many women lust for my chiseled body, so I wanted to give them a better view of it. Ladies, my body is available for rent. Price negotiable. Book early and often.

I've also attached a picture of myself and my Delta pilot buddy living in the cardboard box, er, apartment (yeah, that's it ... apartment) next to mine. I'm the tall dark stud on the left. Those darned Delta pilots are much shorter than us United pilots; it's the double breasted suit that makes them look taller.

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I thought that I'd also post a picture of my summer home. It's AWESOME! I've got a retractable roof to keep it from getting too hot during the day. I'll post pictures of my winter house in a few months.

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DOA@Airport said:
Is that unused box spoken for?
DOA@Airport, sorry to take so long to respond, but I was busy working on real estate deals. Yes, that unused box is currently available. However, may I suggest an upper floor box? I am working on a vertical stack that I think will appeal to all airline furloughees. I plan on making the third floor all penthouse suites, complete with units stocked with MD 20/20.
 
Well I for one am pretty nauseated about how callously you seem to view those less fortunate than you are.
 
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