National Weather Service Bulletin

Pacemaker

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Sep 3, 2002
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The NWS has issued an advisory stating that spring is on hold, pending a satisfactory resolution to the US Airways pilot pension dilemma.
A NWS spokesman went on to say that if the pilots' pension is not immediately terminated, the Sun will be liquidated and earth will enter a new ice age.
 
Pacemaker:

Thanks for the creative and cute post. It brought a little chuckle to the grim situation.

Chip