New Element Discovered!


Jun 28, 2003
Dallas, TX
I have received this news flash from a trusted friend who is a patent attorney. He has a very serious chemist client with whom he has worked for 30 years. This client/good friend sent him his latest discovery. I think you will find it very reliable science!

"Bushcronium" --

Mark it on your Periodic Table. The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new element has been named "Bushcronium". Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's density actually increases over time, as its morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in the Bushcronium nuclide, forming large clusters of idiotopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a critical mass --- technically known as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element then radiating great bursts of idiotopes, mostly as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.