NEW item at The Company Store

[AstroLounge]

Was thinking a great item for the upcoming Holiday Season would be an Executive Team Pinata. How fun would that be to BASH a paper mache' replica of your favorite character. Top candidates would undoubtedly be Parker, Kirby, Mule, Christ, Shambles and for those of you in the West Simone (she's the one coming after your vacation, uhhm.......this viper usually gets what she wants too). Can you only imagine the fun and excitement a crew would have on an overnite! Another popular item would be Executive Bobbleheads---line em up, get out the rifle and SHOOT! And when I say Holidays, let's pre-order for Halloween, afterall THEY are managing this airline like THEY are the Cast from "The Living Dead" 🙄

 

[FenixFlyer3]

Yikes.

 

[AstroLounge]

I figured pinatas, bobbleheads and eventually roll out some Voodoo dolls Give me some type of kickback (ala "Cashcow") and I'll be ALL OVER IT! Special inflight bonus........Buy Two, get half dozen of Fortune Cookies FREE!

 

[songbirdstew]

I figured pinatas, bobbleheads and eventually roll out some Voodoo dolls Give me some type of kickback (ala "Cashcow") and I'll be ALL OVER IT! Special inflight bonus........Buy Two, get half dozen of Fortune Cookies FREE!

That would be the deal on the Bejing route we will never get....
How about this for domestic.
Buy 2, get one place setting of used F/C china......whoopppeeeeee !!!

 

[AstroLounge]

Was also considering a "special" edition of Pin the Tail on The Donkey. Thought it would be a token gift for our long departed Chairman Preferreds. With service to 19 European destinations, it would be a TOP SELLER on Duty Free too.......it would be funny to see who the customer identifies as the Biggest Arsce. The list is endless.