JoeDirt
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1. Orange safety vest are not to be worn as nighties.
2. Yard mowing shoes are not allowed on the ramp. (The green clashes with the blue.)
3. Company ID is not to be used at the liquor store. (Dougweiser purchases are allowed.)
4. Knee pads are for the bin only no matter how close you are with management.
5. Work related injuries require the sharing of all ramp candy. (We all hurt somewhere.)
6. Farting in the bins is taboo, unless you are playing fart football.
7. No photographing co-workers while sleeping except for blackmail purposes.
8. The bad playing of musical instruments is forbidden. NO EXCEPTIONS
9. A parka is not meant to be worn with shorts.
10. Driving on the ramp is not a privilege its a sport.
My attempt at humor. Feel free to add your own.
2. Yard mowing shoes are not allowed on the ramp. (The green clashes with the blue.)
3. Company ID is not to be used at the liquor store. (Dougweiser purchases are allowed.)
4. Knee pads are for the bin only no matter how close you are with management.
5. Work related injuries require the sharing of all ramp candy. (We all hurt somewhere.)
6. Farting in the bins is taboo, unless you are playing fart football.
7. No photographing co-workers while sleeping except for blackmail purposes.
8. The bad playing of musical instruments is forbidden. NO EXCEPTIONS
9. A parka is not meant to be worn with shorts.
10. Driving on the ramp is not a privilege its a sport.
My attempt at humor. Feel free to add your own.
I saw something similar in CLT. Someone had cut out cardboard in the shape of the tablets of the ten commandments. Funny as hell. 
