YVINTERN
Veteran
Heard from friends in PHL and DCA that Shares & CatCrew is/was down tonight.
This is how we greet new CIO's at US.
GROUNDHOG NABBED IN COMPUTER OUTAGE
US Airways Vice-President of Not Taking Responsibility for Anything Elise Eberwein stated "What is a groundhog? Why don't you go away? Obviously some Eastie is sabotaging the resounding success of our computer system."
The wayward rodent is being held in the Maricopa County Prison and has been forced to wear pink underwear.
Phil is hoping for release in time to see his shadow on Groundhog Day.