The Economy Is So Bad...

[Freedom4all]

Not sure where it originated, was sent via email...

The economy is so bad
…that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…that I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
…that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
…that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
…that parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
…that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
…that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
…that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
…that the Mafia is laying off judges.
…that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

[freedom]

Not sure where it originated, was sent via email...

The economy is so bad
…that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…that I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
…that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
…that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
…that parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
…that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
…that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
…that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
…that the Mafia is laying off judges.
…that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

ah hahahahahahaa

that us airways has started to charge a " breathing on board the aircraft fee"

that us aviation has decided to add another add banner

that i have decided to change my screen name from freedom to "pleasehelpneedfood"

that people have started to come out of their homes because they can no longer afford cable or the interent

that all women are now golddiggers

that the homless are now eating each other


eh that was my best attempt ....

 

[JS]

LOL

 

[freedom]

that polticians are excepting smaller bribes ...

that the newest fashion trend is "begger" wear

that the state of califorina has implented a new state employee cost cutting program called " work for free"

that if your not on food stamps you are now officaly classified as " the wealthy "

that state education programs have been cut down to reading ,writing ,math and back yard farming ..

that the new pound is any cannal you can find ( horrible story in PHX about 20 cats found dead floating in a canal )

that you no longer need to go out and buy a new computer ...