This one will get canned, way off subject, but it’s kind of funny.
Billy was in school when his attractive teacher asked him a math question.
“Billy, there are 3 birds on a fence. A hunter walks up and shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the fence? Billy thinks a moment and then says “noneâ€. She reiterates using her fingers to help him with the question and Billy still replies “noneâ€. Why none asks the teacher? Billy replies, “Because when the hunter shot the one bird, the other birds flew away.†“Well, that’s not the answer I was looking for Billy, but I like the way you think.â€
Billy asks, “Teacher, may I ask you a question?†“Sure Billy, go aheadâ€
“There are 3 women eating ice cream. One is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and one is sucking the ice cream. Now which one is married?â€
The teacher face flushes red. Billy continues to innocently look at her. She stammers a couple times not sure what to say. Finally she sheepishly replies “the one sucking the ice cream?†Billy says “Nah, the one with the wedding ring on…but I like the way you thinkâ€â€¦.. 😀
Billy was in school when his attractive teacher asked him a math question.
“Billy, there are 3 birds on a fence. A hunter walks up and shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the fence? Billy thinks a moment and then says “noneâ€. She reiterates using her fingers to help him with the question and Billy still replies “noneâ€. Why none asks the teacher? Billy replies, “Because when the hunter shot the one bird, the other birds flew away.†“Well, that’s not the answer I was looking for Billy, but I like the way you think.â€
Billy asks, “Teacher, may I ask you a question?†“Sure Billy, go aheadâ€
“There are 3 women eating ice cream. One is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and one is sucking the ice cream. Now which one is married?â€
The teacher face flushes red. Billy continues to innocently look at her. She stammers a couple times not sure what to say. Finally she sheepishly replies “the one sucking the ice cream?†Billy says “Nah, the one with the wedding ring on…but I like the way you thinkâ€â€¦.. 😀
