What would Lewis Black say?

[phasersonstun2]

If Lewis Black (comedian) were to be a USAirways employee, how would he spin the latest profit news?

 

[hp_fa]

This in from Wall Street:

The investors and management at US Airways were pleased to see large profits return to the airline now that rank-and-file employees have had their salaries cut, benefits slashed and have had to increase their productivity at the same time.

Management and select investors are planning a thank you party for the achievement at the end of August at a East Hampton soiree. Employees will be represented at the festivites in the form of a pinata.

 

[george]

HA HA HA HA
lol

 

[ChrisUS]

This in from Wall Street:

The investors and management at US Airways were pleased to see large profits return to the airline now that rank-and-file employees have had their salaries cut, benefits slashed and have had to increase their productivity at the same time.

Management and select investors are planning a thank you party for the achievement at the end of August at a East Hampton soiree. Employees will be represented at the festivites in the form of a pinata.

Shaped like a jackass.