Who Dunit?

[twotter]

In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass
through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel,the American had a bigred slap mark on his cheek.

>1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a #### wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

>2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

>3) The American thought - "That dumb Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

>4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that damn American again."


........ I AM Canadian.............

 

[Elvis]

 

[624]

That was funny!

 

[skullcap]

Now I like our American cousins, ,,,,but that was funny. Could substitute all sorts of good things in there. Pilots and engineers will be having a hay day switching names about.

sc

What do you call a pile of bones behind your furnace, the 1968 blond hide and seek champion.

 

[624]

bump.
This is to funny to let dissappear.
By the way, thanks twotter for the good laugh I get every time I read this or tell it!