USAIRWAYS will announce their new plan to cut "hold" times for passengers on the phone by tempting passengers with a free "Happy Meal" or "Extra Value" meal coupon from McDonalds for booking their reservation online.....
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In an effort to boost revenue, USAIRWAYS will rent pillows and blankets on the aircraft for $10.00.... Also, will offer Time and Newsweek magazines for rent at $2.00 an hour....
Will charge passengers a $5.00 secretarial fee, when they call up reservations and don't have a flight number or record locator code, when asking about their booked reservation...
lol..I was just kidding...