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A top 10 list for travelers
Last week, comedian David Letterman devoted one of his famous "Top Ten" lists to the topic of airline cutbacks. Without further ado, from CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman":Top 10 Ways Airlines Are Cutting Back
10. Pilots have to pay for their inflight cocktails.
9. Ticket agents urging travelers to stay home.
8. To maximize space, seats no longer recline a luxurious inch-and-a-half.
7. Oxygen mask compartments replaced with video poker screens.
6. Instead of complimentary pillows, wadded-up clothing pulled out of checked luggage.
5. Difference between first class and coach? A bite-size 3 Musketeers bar.
4. From now on, planes will taxi from one destination to another on the interstate.
3. I don't know, but how hard is it to open them peanuts, am I right people?
2. In case of water landing, your only flotation device is the fat guy in 16F.
1. Inflight "movie" is home video of the pilot "Gettin' It On."
Last week, comedian David Letterman devoted one of his famous "Top Ten" lists to the topic of airline cutbacks. Without further ado, from CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman":Top 10 Ways Airlines Are Cutting Back
10. Pilots have to pay for their inflight cocktails.
9. Ticket agents urging travelers to stay home.
8. To maximize space, seats no longer recline a luxurious inch-and-a-half.
7. Oxygen mask compartments replaced with video poker screens.
6. Instead of complimentary pillows, wadded-up clothing pulled out of checked luggage.
5. Difference between first class and coach? A bite-size 3 Musketeers bar.
4. From now on, planes will taxi from one destination to another on the interstate.
3. I don't know, but how hard is it to open them peanuts, am I right people?
2. In case of water landing, your only flotation device is the fat guy in 16F.
1. Inflight "movie" is home video of the pilot "Gettin' It On."
