How JetBlue should respond

[ualdriver]

Found this on another forum

http://www.l1011.homestead.com/BUDairlinepilot.html

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Sang to the tune of the above link:

I suggest JetBlue take a more creative, less conservative retaliation:
[Music up]
Announcer: JetBlue presents ... Real Men of Genius.
Singer: Real Men of Genius.
Announcer: Today we salute you … Mr. Bud Light Commercial Announcer Guy.
Singer: Mr. Bud Light Commercial Announcer Guy.
Announcer: Your catchy, award-winning prose and over-zealous back-up singers poke fun of every sorry American from, “Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy†to “Mr. Jean Shorts Inventorâ€.
Singer: Who me, overzealous?!!
Announcer: Your faux European accent temporarily blinds us to the fact you’re hocking America’s least sophisticated product – a beverage targeted towards frat boys and football fans, commonly referred to as, “piss waterâ€.
Singer: You said, “pissâ€. Ha ha.
Announcer: Sure, you may win first place at the Cannes Awards every year, but your commercials only get played during Howard Stern alongside Gary the Retard and Stuttering John.
Singer: Rejected from NPR, hey now!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh, King of all Radio Spots. Because you put the “riot†in patriotism.
Singer: Mr. Bud Light Commercial Announcer Guy.
Announcer: JetBlue Airlines, Salt Lake City, Utah.

 

[TWskyliner]

Now that is funny...a lot more funny than the original.

 

[coolflyingfool]

KUDOS!!

 

[boeing787]

NO...The original was said the best. U GUYS WILL ALWAYS BE "Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy(s)"...

Now that's funny!!!!

 

[CLTBWIDAYSYR]

Lighten up, geez! I thought it was pretty funny.