NewHampshire Black Bears
Veteran
Consistent - now, that's a word that few believe is a part of Arpey's vocabulary.
One of the best bosses I ever had was an absolute SOB, every day, every hour and minute - there was no doubt with this guy. He wouldn't lie to anyone, to the point of being painful and insensitive. He was one of the best bosses I ever had - when he finally got it through his thick head I was going to tolerate his crap (and smile at him) regardless of whether he liked it or not, we started getting along fine, and he's still one I call a friend 30 years later. He's also still a SOB.
With Arpey and minions, all that's for certain is their lines have been rehearsed for maximum (they believe) effect and more often than not bear little resemblance to anyone's concept of the truth - strictly the company line with a "let's hose the workers" attitude with the board's blessings (best example - the "Bring Me My Fool" cartoons).
You're right - Arpey is consistent, and occasionally downright entertaining.
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HEY..Goose,
You just described...(Uncle) BOBBY CRANDALL...to a tee !