On Time Every Time

[skinvalve]

OOPS my flaw. I mean ON TIME EVERY TIME. Sorry just acting my WAGE!

 

[USCREW]

Apparently you don't realize that F/As are paid block to block. Anything else is unpaid, down time during which we can choose to sit around and read People magazines, do Sudokus, or whine about how clueless RampRats want us to do more volunteer work.

 

[700UW]

On the east side of the operations on most flights FAs do tidy up the cabin, unpaid.

So PO, dont let the facts get in your way!

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

I am all for boarding on time...but NOT EARLY!

If you're on duty at the airport for 15 hours, how many hours are you paid for?

 

[USCREW]

If you're on duty at the airport for 15 hours, how many hours are you paid for?

View attachment 6828<----"Does this involve math"? OMG!

 

[YVINTERN]

View attachment 6828<----"Does this involve math"? OMG!

Who's that avatar anyways? Chuck Knight or something?

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

View attachment 6828<----"Does this involve math"? OMG!

Well, just simple math.

 

[safety stud]

D-Day is approaching folks...
Mark Jan 28th on your calander. That's the day How the "West Was Won", comes to the east. Not only are you to be in proper uniform, you better not get caught doing anything that won't get the airplane off "On Time Every Time". Think of the color Pink as in slips if you think I'm kidding. The company will say grieve it, We will hear it in a couple of years till then "Bye now, See Ya, Wouldn't Want to Be Ya". And a whole new batch of new hires comes around. It's gonna get ugly, so don't wear white.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

D-Day is approaching folks...
Mark Jan 28th on your calander. That's the day How the "West Was Won", comes to the east. Not only are you to be in proper uniform, you better not get caught doing anything that won't get the airplane off "On Time Every Time". Think of the color Pink as in slips if you think I'm kidding. The company will say grieve it, We will hear it in a couple of years till then "Bye now, See Ya, Wouldn't Want to Be Ya". And a whole new batch of new hires comes around. It's gonna get ugly, so don't wear white.

uhh huh...

 

[YVINTERN]

**Paging Mr. I Miss the Aladdin Trays...Please pick up the white courtesy phone(Personal Messages)**

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

**Paging Mr. I Miss the Aladdin Trays...Please pick up the white courtesy phone(Personal Messages)**

That's Miss IMiss.

 

[YVINTERN]

That's Miss IMiss.

Uhh..

**Paging Miss I Miss the Aladdin Trays**

 

[EastUS]

D-Day is approaching folks...
Mark Jan 28th on your calander. That's the day How the "West Was Won", comes to the east. Not only are you to be in proper uniform, you better not get caught doing anything that won't get the airplane off "On Time Every Time". Think of the color Pink as in slips if you think I'm kidding. The company will say grieve it, We will hear it in a couple of years till then "Bye now, See Ya, Wouldn't Want to Be Ya". And a whole new batch of new hires comes around. It's gonna get ugly, so don't wear white.

Thanks...Best one that I've heard in a long time

 

[USCREW]

Somebody, hold my hand! h34r:

 

[EastUS]

Somebody, hold my hand! h34r:

There there dear...I'm somehow thinking that it'll be OK There's only so much Koolaide to go around..and it doesn't much flow east of the Old Miss