Captain Ed
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Priests on vacation
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a shapely topless blonde
in a thong bikini came walking straight
towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them,
she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding
and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear
them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests settled on the beach in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same
topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them and said, "Good morning,
Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said.
"Just a minute young lady."
"Yes," she replied. "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, silly.....Sister Angela
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a shapely topless blonde
in a thong bikini came walking straight
towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them,
she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding
and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear
them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests settled on the beach in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same
topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them and said, "Good morning,
Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said.
"Just a minute young lady."
"Yes," she replied. "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, silly.....Sister Angela
