Rules For The Ramp..Title Edited

[JoeDirt]

96. "Intentional grounding"

A ramp term.........When a runner does not show up in a timely manner to unload a flight you may intentionally throw all of their bags on the ground.

 

[JoeDirt]

97. Turning off the A/C is a sure fired way to get the flight crew to crank up the APU.

 

[orioleman]

Hey Joe,
thanks for bringing back the "rules for the ramp " thread.

Not neccesarily a rule but a friendly reminder

With the temps going up on the ramp.

Please Please be considerate of your fellow bin partner and make sure you wear deoderant . nothing worse than

sweating in the bin but doing it along side someone that doesn't feel it's neccesary to bath or shower before there shift .

 

[orioleman]

Just curious. Since we are into the the Dog days of Summer in the south . with Hot Humid days followed by

afternoon thunderstorms. Question is . Whats your preference

A) put on your Summer rain gear and sweat thus getting WET

or

B,) opting to go Au Natural with no rain gear and getting WET.

in my book its a coin toss . curious what other's have to say

 

[Dog Wonder]

Keep your feet dry.

Everything else evaporates.

 

[Harry Callahan]

Just curious. Since we are into the the Dog days of Summer in the south . with Hot Humid days followed by

afternoon thunderstorms. Question is . Whats your preference

A) put on your Summer rain gear and sweat thus getting WET

or

B,) opting to go Au Natural with no rain gear and getting WET.

in my book its a coin toss . curious what other's have to say

Oman, what is rain gear

 

[ChockJockey]

Keep your feet dry.

Everything else evaporates.

This, with my bum being a close second. Five minutes sitting on the classifieds can do wonders. Extra socks and undies in the locker at all times just in case.

 

[Career Reserve]

32. . Try this and watch their reaction. "I supervise the machine that tears all the handles off the luggage. If the machine ever breaks down it is my responsibility to tear all the handles off manually".

LMAO