Unions

[Rosco]

For all those pro-union types!


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here
has 67 years seniority and she's next."

 

[twotter]

Rosco,

I showed that to my better half who just happens to be a union rep, well, I thought she was going to pee her pants!!!

Cheers buddy, hope you aren't freezing too bad out there...

 

[flyboyz]

Naaaasty! My father is a union rep as well, this is now on its way to him. Very funny.

 

[Rosco]

Hey Twotter,

This joke is really finding it's way around......I wonder is ol' Buzz will get it!

Thanks for the emails.....

Things here a really good except for all the rain that washed the snow away in the last 24 hrs. Figures, just when I got the sled all ripped apart and put back together, the snow leaves......go figure.

Been really mild here........all I can do is pray for snow like the east coast got.

I trust all is well with you.

Ciao

R