2016 GOP 'TEAM'.........(a lot of hall-of-famers / NOT / on this squad !

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Yeah RIGHT !
These clowns will make the 'playoffs' .
 
1b..........Ted (slugger) CRUZ.  (Rookie thought   Schuckin' and Jivin'  was eating Oysters.) (Dude left a .60 cent tip at the teams Cleveland hotel) ! 
 
2b...........Rand (speedy) Paul  (was Persona-non-grata at the recent NRA Wacko's convention)
 
SS...........Marco (Que-Pasa) R U B I O  (YO, dude.  your 'own kind' says  No Mas - No Comprede - NADA) Defected from the Cuban Nat. Team.
 
3b............Cris (slim)  CRISTIE ( A FLASH on the base path.  Stole a half-a-base last year)
 
C. ........... Mike(Corn Pone) Huckleberry  ( Dude HATES the Northern road trips. Seems he 'Caint Git GRITS' on his Hush Puppies in NY,PHL,BOS)
 
RF.  ?
 
LF.   ?
 
CF.  ?
 
P.    ?
 
Manager.
Karl Rove.
 
Owners.
KOCHCain Bros.
 
 
Hurry, Hurry Hurry.
Get your tickets early.  THIS is one show you certainly don't want to miss.
 
Huge rush on...'Sweep Brooms' reported by the vendors !
 
nice an idiot post from  someone clueless enough to support a crook like Hilliary now thats what is really funny
 
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NewHampshire Black Bears said:
Yeah RIGHT !
These clowns will make the 'playoffs' .
 
1b..........Ted (slugger) CRUZ.  (Rookie thought   Schuckin' and Jivin'  was eating Oysters.) (Dude left a .60 cent tip at the teams Cleveland hotel) ! 
 
2b...........Rand (speedy) Paul  (was Persona-non-grata at the recent NRA Wacko's convention)
 
SS...........Marco (Que-Pasa) R U B I O  (YO, dude.  your 'own kind' says  No Mas - No Comprede - NADA) Defected from the Cuban Nat. Team.
 
3b............Cris (slim)  CRISTIE ( A FLASH on the base path.  Stole a half-a-base last year)
 
C. ........... Mike(Corn Pone) Huckleberry  ( Dude HATES the Northern road trips. Seems he 'Caint Git GRITS' on his Hush Puppies in NY,PHL,BOS)
 
RF.  ?
 
LF.   ?
 
CF.  ?
 
P.    ?
 
Manager.
Karl Rove.
 
Owners.
KOCHCain Bros.
 
 
Hurry, Hurry Hurry.
Get your tickets early.  THIS is one show you certainly don't want to miss.
 
Huge rush on...'Sweep Brooms' reported by the vendors !
 
Dude, you ought to take up riding......here's a bike for you:
 
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Can you name it?
 
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Dog Wonder said:
If Santorum gets picked last does he have to play leftfield?
 
Hey 'Dog, for a good LAUGH, just close your eyes and picture all those MORONS............Cruz/Paul/Christie/Rubio/Santorum/Bush and probably HUCKLEBERRY.........all trying to ...'kick the shiit' out of each other, up on stage.
HEY,....wait a minute.
Where's our boy......(glasses) PERRY  ?
 
Somebody put an....." A P B " out on Bobby Jindal.
 
At least MITTens was a legit candidate.
 
To further point out how F'n moronic the GOP is, because the .......right WING NUT ..christian conservatives...don't like him,.....Jon Huntsman is more qualified than ANY of them.
 
But Hey,....like  Forest Gump always said,................"STUPID is as STUPID Does " !
 
The GOP.
 
The GIFT that (always) Keeps on GIVING !
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha  !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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if you want to point and laugh just look in the mirror, supporting someone like Clinton with her resume is certainly laugh worthy the guy from Maryland doesnt stand a chance in hell but he's a better candidate than her
 
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NewHampshire Black Bears said:
 
Hey 'Dog, for a good LAUGH, just close your eyes and picture all those MORONS............Cruz/Paul/Christie/Rubio/Santorum/Bush and probably HUCKLEBERRY.........all trying to ...'kick the shiit' out of each other, up on stage.
HEY,....wait a minute.
Where's our boy......(glasses) PERRY  ?
 
Somebody put an....." A P B " out on Bobby Jindal.
 
At least MITTens was a legit candidate.
 
To further point out how F'n moronic the GOP is, because the .......right WING NUT ..christian conservatives...don't like him,.....Jon Huntsman is more qualified than ANY of them.
 
But Hey,....like  Forest Gump always said,................"STUPID is as STUPID Does " !
 
The GOP.
 
The GIFT that (always) Keeps on GIVING !
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha  !!!!!!!!!!!
I'd be careful who I called moronic if I was supporting Hillary
 
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!
 
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New candidates daily. Looks like we got enough to fill the "Short Bus".
 
After you throw Rand of that bus for having an original thought, who is left but the same old jackass Neo-Con, crony capitalist, banker owned and operated club?
 
The only difference between the Republican Short Bus and the Democrat one is the Democrat bus has open seats.
 
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