A New Slogan

[Dont call me Shirley]

Hey the planes are full; we must be doing something right!

 

[BuffaloJoe]

US Airways- Where the only Blanks we Shoot is Management!

 

[Dont call me Shirley]

Hey, it's better than FlyGlobeSpan!

 

[Dog Wonder]

With apologies to the Clinton campaign.

'The more you see us, the less you like us.'

 

[Dont call me Shirley]

World's biggest commuter airline.


(Where else can you fly from South Texas to Northern New England and never set foot on an aircraft actually operated by the marketing carrier0

 

[BuffaloJoe]

World's biggest commuter airline.


(Where else can you fly from South Texas to Northern New England and never set foot on an aircraft actually operated by the marketing carrier0

I'd bet you can "Coast to Coast" somehow. 6+ Hours on that, NO WAY!

 

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Over the years, there have been some very memorable slogans, and some not so memorable ones. I dont think many of us will forget DL "We love to fly and it shows", or AA's "We know why you fly". What do you think the official slogan of US Airways should be? Be serious, or sarcastic.

And you thought the UNIONs were the thugs!

 

[BeenThereDoneThat]

And you thought the UNIONs were the thugs!

What about: You can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig!

 

[InternationalShannon]

What about: You can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig!

How about

It's all gas prices' fault.

 

[BeenThereDoneThat]

How about

It's all gas prices' fault.

Current event: We will take a shot at it!

 

[BuffaloJoe]

OK this would have to be a commercial.


"Remember the 1960's. where you tried to see how many folks can get in a Volkswagon Beetle? Well we here at US Airways have the same philosophy, see how many people we can fit in an A320. We here at US Airways have one slight problem, getting Customers to fly US Airways. So come on down to an Airport close to you, we'll break a record, and Management (Tempe) wants to relive the Fun! "

Disclaimer: The Drugs that they took in the 1960's is only available to Management.

 

[SolidCactus]

OK this would have to be a commercial.


"Remember the 1960's. where you tried to see how many folks can get in a Volkswagon Beetle? Well we here at US Airways have the same philosophy, see how many people we can fit in an A320. We here at US Airways have one slight problem, getting Customers to fly US Airways. So come on down to an Airport close to you, we'll break a record, and Management (Tempe) wants to relive the Fun! "

Disclaimer: The Drugs that they took in the 1960's is only available to Management.

Actually I have a slight modification for you...
instead of "see how many people we can fit in an A320"
you could say...
"We'll even try to fit so many people into an A320, that if we encounter strong headwinds - we may even give you a FREE stop at the beautiful city of Indianapolis along the way from PHL to SFO because we need more fuel"

I'm sure that taking off and landing twice on a direct flight to refuel was a great cost saving measure...

 

[Tug McGroin]

Bring A Part, Fly Free

 

[dexter]

Here at Usairways we don't ground our aircraft we tape them and it shows!