A New Slogan

[safety stud]

Useless
Servicing
Airline
I n
Reality
Which
All
Y'all
Suck

Just my opinion...

 

[freedom]

i know what our motto should be!!!



US AIRWAYS


GO $%^# YOURSELF !

 

[gaucho99]

The original poster said you could be either serious or sarcastic. The current tally:

Serious: 0

Sarcastic: 33

 

[robbedagain]

Come fly--If you have LLOOTTSS of TTIME to SPARE in PHL

 

[N965VJ]

To paraphrase the old slogan from 1989:
America’s Most Frequent Flunker

If you’re like PineyBob in F and didn’t get a predeparture drink:
I Make US Dry

Truth in advertising:
American West in Drag

 

[PA18]

We've lowered our standards. Now up yours.

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

US Air... don't ask, we don't care!


US Air... Another on time departure! HAHA, no, I'm just Joshin ya... You're stuck...

US Airways, ruining Hawaiian vacations since 1983.

 

[Irideover]

We've lowered our standards. Now up yours.

We have a winner!

 

[Squonk]

We've lowered our standards. Now up yours.

I was going to suggest "Livin The Dream" But dude, you are the winer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[US1YFARE]

IMO, so far PA18 is the winner!! Don Pardo tell him what he's won!

The first prise is a free R/T First Class ticket anywhere US Airways says they fly.

Second prize is TWO free R/T First Class tickets.

Great punishment!! Better yet, how about a case of the new "premium" wine coolers.

 

[USCREW]

"When you don't want to worry about how or when you'll get there, because life's an adventure--Think US Airways"!

 

[sundiego]

US Airbags Are we there yet?

 

[SolidCactus]

US Airways - You Get What You Pay For...

or

US Airways - Duct Tape Holds US Together

 

[BuffaloJoe]

The original poster said you could be either serious or sarcastic. The current tally:

Serious: 0

Sarcastic: 33

At least we are Honest! :jerry:

 

[PayParity]

You've flown US before and it shows!