see, while they are bribing you and generally distracting you at these feasts, you don't see the crack team of secret engineers back at the home base fixing what needs fixing. I bet if you really paid attention next time, you'd notice all the little things. I hear the WAX Team is very good at polishing out everything from scratches to bug splatters on a windsheild in less than 20 minutes or the next window care treatment is free. I also hear that they secretly bug the phones, and the hanger so that if there is any trash talk towards Bell and some words of encouragement towards EC, the security level jumps up a level and the teams are immobilized for another round of bribery and distraction. I have heard that the highest alert level is Code Blue (EC Blue to be exact) and that is usually only activated when a long time Bell company is thinking of making the smart switch to EC. If Code Blue provisions fail to stop the inevitable, Bell has one last chance to copy the superior product put out by EC to try and win customers back. Unfortunately, no attempts so far have been successful.
