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Oh LCC lighten up. INow go have a glass of wine and relax as it's a uniform not your burial garb.
Don't patronize me. Now go kiss my assss!!
Oh LCC lighten up. INow go have a glass of wine and relax as it's a uniform not your burial garb.
:blink: Hostile. How RUDE <_<Don't patronize me. Now go kiss my assss!!
The east is mainly an older workforce so I guess they don't realize or care that no one in thier right mind would wear a mock turtleneck. If you look at some of the hairstyles you can imagine that they are not exactly up on current style.
We should make our own fun safety video on YouTube with this exact announcement!LOL! That's hilarious!
"Welcome Aboard US Airways. We thank you for your attention while important safety information is reviewed.
Please direct your attention to the flight attendants in the aisle. They are easily identifiable by thier McDonald's uniforms.
You must comply with all advertisements, lighted or otherwise, and crewmember solicitations.
Please review your US AIRWAYS LAS VEGAS card in your seatback pocket. It reviews the location of every casino in Las Vegas as well as a profile of other hot spots in Arizona and Nevada.
Your seat cushion serves as a flotation device. Simply place you arms through the straps, being careful not to cover the advertisement for Slim Jims underneath.
This 737-300 has two exits in the forward part of the cabin, and two in the rear, adjacent to the lavatories. In the event of a power loss, simply follow the smell of rotting human feces. To operate the exits, find a buddy, and point at the exits and each other for several minutes, verifying the presence of the door.
There are two window exits over the wing. If you can squeeze your way towards them you are welcome to them.
If needed, oxygen masks will be available for purchase, cash only. Masks are $5, and are yours to take with you for use on future US Airways flights. Masks for children should be purchased seperately.
A lifevest is located under your seat. It is a "business casual" vest, meaning it's full of air but doesn't work at all, makes everyone involved look ridiculous, and helps alienate, enrage, and literally lose customers. Simply place the vest over your head and ponder why on earth you would fly anywhere wet when there's a world to be had in the desert.
As a reminder, smoking is not permitted in any part of the trailer. Chewing tobacco is permitted after takeoff, please ask a crewmember for a party cup.
As always we thank Travelocity for choosing US Airways. We don't expect to see you again, but we got your money this time. Have a good flight suckers."
From another site....
Does anyone have an opinion on the fashionability of skorts? They're about the only thing I'm finding in a short pant that I'm not hating the length of...but there's this little voice in my head that's warning me that they're totally not cool. If it makes a difference, the ones I like are about mid-thigh length.
So, a Friday poll: are skorts fashionable, or too dorky for words?
I'm co-dependent and need the advice. <SDER>
--Red Molly
A: When I think skort, I think of those shorts with a flap in the front that makes it look like a skirt, but are shorts in the back. In other words, business in the front, party in the back. Skorts are the mullet of the fashion world.
Too bad..Soo sad! Some of you are NEVER happy!! By the way, DAL has a full (ugh!!) turttle neck option...since soooo many of you think their unis are superior...guess what???:blink: Hostile. How RUDE <_<
I choose black...always thinning!Omg, calm down Sky High! You really should have a glass of wine. I'm having a beer getting ready to go out.
I'm trying to decide between my pink skort or my black one. 🙂
EMB you crack me up! That is so true! That scarf with the airplanes looks like it should be hanging from a twirling mobile on a babies crib. And with that sweater get ready for guts and man boobs! :wacko: Mock turtlenecks are what 1980's gone so so wrong? This is from a GQ article last year:
The new uniform looks like old track suits we wore in elementary school. I wore a mock turtleneck in the early 90's. Anybody ready for jazzercise?!!![]()
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It may surprise you, but from what I've been told by the vacations employees, LasVegas is our number 1 revenue producer of vacation packages. I guess thats why they advertise so much! Thanks America West!!![]()