Found: A Batch of DNA Molecules That Seem To Have Originated in Space

[Ms Tree]

How/why would a perfect being 'spill' something? Spilling something implies an accident. Did it trip over the tooth fairy?

 

[delldude]

How/why would a perfect being 'spill' something? Spilling something implies an accident. Did it trip over the tooth fairy?

Never thought I'd hear a gay slur coming from you of all people.

 

[Ms Tree]

And you never will.

 

[delldude]

And you never will.

Tooth fairy gay.................... 😛

 

[SparrowHawk]

How/why would a perfect being 'spill' something? Spilling something implies an accident. Did it trip over the tooth fairy?

I'm thinking he was carrying some DNA around one day and thought to himself, "I bet if I left a little of this stuff on a planet, those ungrateful idiots who crucified my Son would be all in a tizzy especially those moron Atheists" So he reaches into the container and grabs a handful and slings it at an asteroid laughing and shouting "Figure this one out you dumb bast*rds"

 

[Ms Tree]

Tooth fairy gay.................... 😛

Perhaps in your world.

 

[Ms Tree]

I'm thinking he was carrying some DNA around one day and thought to himself, "I bet if I left a little of this stuff on a planet, those ungrateful idiots who crucified my Son would be all in a tizzy especially those moron Atheists" So he reaches into the container and grabs a handful and slings it at an asteroid laughing and shouting "Figure this one out you dumb bast*rds"

OK, so it was not really spilled. Now we have a god that is trying to intentionally deceive it's creation? That makes much more sense.

 

[SparrowHawk]

OK, so it was not really spilled. Now we have a god that is trying to intentionally deceive it's creation? That makes much more sense.

Yep just about as much sense as the notion that all this thing called the Universe just showed up one day as a result of a big explosion.

And you think a naked couple and a talking snake are far fetched.

See I always figured that if God made man in his own image then he must have a sense of humor.

Ever stop to think creating Dinosaurs might have been his first attempt at making human life? The when he realized that even evolution would help he threw rocks (meteors) at the Earth and the Dinosaurs became extinct and then he introduced Earth 2.0?

So anyway,
Q: What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, a Dyslexic and an Insomniac?
A: Someone who stays awake contemplating the meaning of Dog

😀 😀

 

[delldude]

OK, so it was not really spilled. Now we have a god that is trying to intentionally deceive it's creation? That makes much more sense.

Ancient Aliens.....History channel,..................

 

[SparrowHawk]

 

[Ms Tree]

Yep just about as much sense as the notion that all this thing called the Universe just showed up one day as a result of a big explosion.

And you think a naked couple and a talking snake are far fetched.

See I always figured that if God made man in his own image then he must have a sense of humor.

Ever stop to think creating Dinosaurs might have been his first attempt at making human life? The when he realized that even evolution would help he threw rocks (meteors) at the Earth and the Dinosaurs became extinct and then he introduced Earth 2.0?

So anyway,
Q: What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, a Dyslexic and an Insomniac?
A: Someone who stays awake contemplating the meaning of Dog

😀 😀

One can be scientifically proven/dis-proven. The other you cannot do anything with.

No, far fetched would be hearing of a person who wins the lottery every time they play it.

Seems kind of a arrogant supposition to begin with but when you create a belief to control people it helps to have a link to this supreme being. Having it look like an amoeba or a monster would likely not get the desired result.

I thought we were working under the assumption that a god is omniscient and omnipotent. That being the case, there would be no first 'attempt'. There is no logical reason to try and deceive ones own creation. That would be like trying to deceive your self. Not a very productive endeavor.

 

[delldude]

Perhaps in your world.

Now you come back with flying lesbian pedophiles?

In 1996, David McKay of NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texax, and colleagues proposed that that a chunk of Mars rock found in Antarctica, called ALH 84001, contained possible signs of past life on the Red Planet, such as complex carbon-based molecules and microscopic objects shaped like bacteria

In 2002, Thad Roberts was a 25-year-old intern at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas. Like so many young lovers, he had promised his girlfriend the moon. Uniquely, he decided to actually deliver on the promise, and stole 17 pounds of moon rocks from the space agency that had been brought back to Earth by Apollo astronauts. He got caught selling the rocks on the Internet.

The stunt landed Roberts in prison for 100 months. Not willing to let his NASA experience or undergraduate degree in astrophysics go to waste, he spent his time behind bars contemplating the greatest mysteries of the universe, and conceived a theory to explain them. According to Roberts and his followers, quantum space theory (QST) could unify Einstein's general relativity with quantum mechanics at long last.
Robert's extraordinary story is chronicled in a new book by Ben Mezrich called "Sex On the Moon" (Doubleday 2011), which hit stores July 12. The title refers to the fact that, immediately after his out-of-this-world heist, Roberts and his girlfriend scattered the stolen moon rocks across his bed and had sex on them. Sounds … comfortable.

 

[leprechaun]

The DNA matches Sparrowhawk, so it's obviously from Uranus.

 

[SparrowHawk]

The DNA matches Sparrowhawk, so it's obviously from Uranus.

How nice of you to add to both the civility and intellect of the thread. I'm quite certain others are glad too.

 

[Seatacus]

How nice of you to add to both the civility and intellect of the thread. I'm quite certain others are glad too.

Have to admit it was clever. just sayin'