- Sep 30, 2003
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When they say....... : They Mean ..........
"Jet Transition": We'll let you sit in the right seat and make whining noises.
"Multi-crew jet transition" : Two whiners inone cockpit!
"Right seat direct" : Flight instructor job
"Rigorous curriculum" : We can keep training you until you run out of money
"Your airline career starts here" : Of course, you could just sve yourself $60,000
by proceeding directly to the unemployment line.
"Setting the standards for flight training" : The FAA has been interested in our
standards for quite a while.
"From Flight lin to airline!" :.... to the unemployment line.
"Airline-approved program" : We ran it by some furloughed guy we met in a bar.
"Pilot Shortage": YOUR CHECK BOUNCED.
"US Airline Standards" : Nobody knows what this is, but it sounds good.
"Accelerated" : Within weeks, you'll meet the bare minimum qualifications for a
job opening that won't exist for 10 years.
"Fast Track" : Spend $$$ FAST
"Airline standardization and procedures" : You'll get to wear a pilot uniform and
fly color- coordinated 152s.
"FMS" : A flight instructor version of "PMS"
"Applicants who meet our standards..." : Show us the MONEY !!
" Courses taught by off-duty airline pilots" : We thought "OFF-Duty" Sounded
better than "Furloughed" .
"Guaranteed" : A technical term meaning "Bogus"
"Without the need to be a flight instructor..." : No one here at our school is
actually experienced enough to teach flight instructor applicants.
"Airline-Specific flight training" : Reduce your chances of getting a real job by
focusing on a company that won't be hiring anyone for at least 5 years.
"First Officer Training" : Learn how to say really cool stuff like "Positive rate",
"2992", "Was that for us?" and "I'll take the fat one"
"We treat you like Family" : RUN LIKE H&## !!!!!
"Jet Transition": We'll let you sit in the right seat and make whining noises.
"Multi-crew jet transition" : Two whiners inone cockpit!
"Right seat direct" : Flight instructor job
"Rigorous curriculum" : We can keep training you until you run out of money
"Your airline career starts here" : Of course, you could just sve yourself $60,000
by proceeding directly to the unemployment line.
"Setting the standards for flight training" : The FAA has been interested in our
standards for quite a while.
"From Flight lin to airline!" :.... to the unemployment line.
"Airline-approved program" : We ran it by some furloughed guy we met in a bar.
"Pilot Shortage": YOUR CHECK BOUNCED.
"US Airline Standards" : Nobody knows what this is, but it sounds good.
"Accelerated" : Within weeks, you'll meet the bare minimum qualifications for a
job opening that won't exist for 10 years.
"Fast Track" : Spend $$$ FAST
"Airline standardization and procedures" : You'll get to wear a pilot uniform and
fly color- coordinated 152s.
"FMS" : A flight instructor version of "PMS"
"Applicants who meet our standards..." : Show us the MONEY !!
" Courses taught by off-duty airline pilots" : We thought "OFF-Duty" Sounded
better than "Furloughed" .
"Guaranteed" : A technical term meaning "Bogus"
"Without the need to be a flight instructor..." : No one here at our school is
actually experienced enough to teach flight instructor applicants.
"Airline-Specific flight training" : Reduce your chances of getting a real job by
focusing on a company that won't be hiring anyone for at least 5 years.
"First Officer Training" : Learn how to say really cool stuff like "Positive rate",
"2992", "Was that for us?" and "I'll take the fat one"
"We treat you like Family" : RUN LIKE H&## !!!!!
