NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR AREA 36
Dept. of Toorism & Culchur Wildlife Part, ''Ealt Science Place
Sin Jon''s, The Rock
WHO''S YOU? ________________________________________
WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________
IS YA A: B''Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______
IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________
WHERE''D YA MUDDER ''AVE YA AT? ______________________
WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________
1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:
Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___ Too lazy to get off yer arse_______
2 . Do ya drink? ___
3. Ow'' much?
Lots ___ By de gallons ___ Beef buckets full ___ Till ya
passes out ___
4. What kind do ya drink?
''Ome brew ___ De bought stuff ___ Anyting ya gets ya hands on___
5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?
Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can''t walk straight atal ___
6. Is ya a alkie?
Yup ___ Nope ___ It''s ''ard da say ___
7. Does ya go to AA?
Yup ___ Nope ___ What de''ell is AA? ___
8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come?____________
9. Is poachin'' a sin? ______ Fer ''oo? ________________
10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any?
All de time ___ Whenever ya kin git it ___ Not dat often b''y
___
11. ''Ow much money does ya ''ave?
I''s rotten in da stuff ___ A bit ___ Haven got a cent ___ Noneof yer bloody
business ___
12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too ''ard ta fill out?
Yup ___ Nope ___ Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya ___
ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT
1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.
Tru ___ Not ___
2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.
Tru ___ Not ___
3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin. Tru ___ Not
___
4. AIDS is one a dem ''Care Packs''.
Tru ___ Not ___
5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall.
Tru ___ Not ___
SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN'' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DA
NEXT YEAR. YA DON''T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE
Dept. of Toorism & Culchur Wildlife Part, ''Ealt Science Place
Sin Jon''s, The Rock
WHO''S YOU? ________________________________________
WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________
IS YA A: B''Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______
IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________
WHERE''D YA MUDDER ''AVE YA AT? ______________________
WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________
1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on:
Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___ Too lazy to get off yer arse_______
2 . Do ya drink? ___
3. Ow'' much?
Lots ___ By de gallons ___ Beef buckets full ___ Till ya
passes out ___
4. What kind do ya drink?
''Ome brew ___ De bought stuff ___ Anyting ya gets ya hands on___
5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya?
Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can''t walk straight atal ___
6. Is ya a alkie?
Yup ___ Nope ___ It''s ''ard da say ___
7. Does ya go to AA?
Yup ___ Nope ___ What de''ell is AA? ___
8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come?____________
9. Is poachin'' a sin? ______ Fer ''oo? ________________
10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any?
All de time ___ Whenever ya kin git it ___ Not dat often b''y
___
11. ''Ow much money does ya ''ave?
I''s rotten in da stuff ___ A bit ___ Haven got a cent ___ Noneof yer bloody
business ___
12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too ''ard ta fill out?
Yup ___ Nope ___ Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya ___
ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT
1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs.
Tru ___ Not ___
2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta.
Tru ___ Not ___
3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin. Tru ___ Not
___
4. AIDS is one a dem ''Care Packs''.
Tru ___ Not ___
5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall.
Tru ___ Not ___
SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN'' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DA
NEXT YEAR. YA DON''T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE
