OK Biggles, here''s the translation for ya:
East? Yeah, of course! There anywhere else? Confused? Me? Well Yeah! Thirty years of bending wrenches does that to you, boy!
To tell you the truth, I spent some time scratching my head and other body parts all evening! I don''t seem to recall meeting anybody with the qualifications and experience that matches yours. I just don''t remember you!
I do believe I have no photos of you, neither mentally nor actual!
How''s that? Clear as mud?
Check your PM''s as well.