I found this flyer in the break room and was told it was passed out by AMFA at Halloween, I thought it was pretty funny and thought you guys might like it also. Sorry that I do not have a scanner.
WELCOME TO THE HAUNTED TERMINAL FOR NORTHWEST “SCARELINESâ€
EST. AUGUST 20TH, 2005
BEWARE ALL WHO ENTER HERE SCARY SCAB MECHANICS ON DUTY TURN OVER FOR THE REST OF THE STORY…IF YOU DARE AND REMEMBER THEY DON’T CALL IT A “TERMINAL†FOR NOTHING….
THE LEGEND OF NORTH WEST “SCARLINESâ€
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ON THE EVE OF AUGUST 20TH, 2005. LIGHTNING FLASHED AND THUNDER BOOMED. MEANWHILE, IN THE BASEMENT LABORATORY WIHTIN HIS MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR MANSION, THE OGRE CEO OF NORTHWEST “SCARELINESâ€, DOUG “GREED†STEENLAND AND HIS DISFIGURED, YET FAITHFUL ASSISTANT, ANDY “IGOR†ROBERTS (VICE PRESIDENT OF MAINTENANCE) WERE DEVISING A DIABOLICAL PLOT TO BUST THE MECHANICS’ UNION-AMFA.
“I WANT TO CRUSH THEM,†CRIED STEENLAND IN HIS WHINY, EVIL VOICE. “WE’LL LAY OFF HALF OF THEM AND CUT A QUARTER OF THE WAGES FROM THE REST. WE’LL SEND EVEN MORE PLANES TO PLACES LIKE CHINA AND SINGAPORE TO BE FIXED BY THE SLAVE WORKERS THERE. ONCE WE’VE DESTROYED AMFA, IT WILL BE THAT MUCH EASIER TO BREAK THE WILL OF THE OTHER UNIONS ON THE PROPERTY.â€
“MASTER, MASTER,†IGOR CHIMED IN, “LET’S FILE BANKRUPTCY PREMATURELY TO GET EVEN MORE CONCESSIONS FROM THEM ALL.â€
“EXCELLENT IDEA!!!†STEENLAND RESPONDED, “I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR A REASON. IT CERTAINLY WASN’T FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF AIRCRAFT MAINTENACE OR YOUR LOOKS.â€
“I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA, MASTER,†CROAKED IGOR. “LETS STOP CLEANING THE BLANKETS AND PILLOWS ON THE PLANES TO SAVE EVEN MORE MONEY FOR YOUR RETIREMENT HOME IN THE BAHAMAS.â€
“ANOTHER GREAT THOUGHT!!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGE IT WITH YOUR PEA-SIZED BRAIN!†STEENLAND SAID.
SO WHEN THE CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT, THEY PUT THEIR PLAN INTO ACTION, AND WITH THE HELP OF SOME SCARY SCAB MECHANICS, THEY FOOLED THE FLYING PUBLIC INTO THINKING THAT ALL WAS RIGHT WITH NORTHWEST “SCARELINES.â€
BUT BEWARE ALL THAT ENTER HERE!!!! THIS TERMINAL IS HAUNTED BY GREEDY OGRE CEO’S AND SCARY SCAB MECHANICS THAT ONLY WANT TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CARE NOTHING FOR YOUR SAFETY. AND IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY AS YOU WALK DOWN THE JETWAY TO YOUR PLAN, YOU CAN HEAR THE EVIL LAUGH OF THOSE GREEDY OGRE CEO’S AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE BANK…â€MUU-WAAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!!â€
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
This was printed on orange paper with some little Halloween icons on it. There is no identifying author or copyright logo. I was told it was given out in front of the terminal at DTW by striking AMFA mechanics dressed in Grime Reaper costumes.