Some Bad News

[jimntx]

I went to my dermatologist this morning for my annual checkup. Seems these things I've been finding all over my body--I think they're called wrinkles--are caused by an untreatable and eventually fatal condition called old age.

The dermatologist believes the condition to be genetic. And, he has told me that he never sees this condition in people who die young.

Just a heads up...if you think you might be in the will, you had better start treating me better. I'm just saying...

 

[Ttailfan]

I went to my dermatologist this morning for my annual checkup. Seems these things I've been finding all over my body--I think they're called wrinkles--are caused by an untreatable and eventually fatal condition called old age.

The dermatologist believes the condition to be genetic. And, he has told me that he never sees this condition in people who die young.

Just a heads up...if you think you might be in the will, you had better start treating me better. I'm just saying...

Can I see a copy of that will first? 🙂

 

[delldude]

I went to my dermatologist this morning for my annual checkup. Seems these things I've been finding all over my body--I think they're called wrinkles--are caused by an untreatable and eventually fatal condition called old age.

The dermatologist believes the condition to be genetic. And, he has told me that he never sees this condition in people who die young.

Just a heads up...if you think you might be in the will, you had better start treating me better. I'm just saying...

Dinner tonight Pal??

 

[Seatacus]

I went to my dermatologist this morning for my annual checkup. Seems these things I've been finding all over my body--I think they're called wrinkles--

Try taking baths with fabric softener.

 

[Dignity]

Drink water, a lot of it (in place of other beverages), it is the cheapest and most effective way to prevent wrinkles!