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The Real Reasons for Moving Obama's Performance Inside...

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1) Delegates found out photo ID was required to attend

2) Couldn't find enough solar powered buses

3) 20,000+ empty chairs

4) Concern that God really does exist, and might have a sense of humor on where lightning strikes

5) Too many ticket holders deciding to take advantage of Planned Parenthood's free condoms

6) Attendees couldn't find the stadium without government assistance.

7) HuffPo realized Bank of America played role in subprime crisis.

8) Giving a speech in Panthers Stadium might be racist

9) Biden didn't order enough chains...

10) SEIU finds out that non-union labor was used to paint the parking lot stripes

11) Not enough party hotels for the secret service advance team.

12) Secret Service wiretap identifies hot-dog vendor near section C12 as
security risk for watching Fox News

13) Can't drop condoms from the ceiling instead of balloons
 

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