PRINCESS KIDAGAKASH
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Us Airway's New Commercial
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BLAHAHAHAAHHA Oh snap that was damn funny... 
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ROTFLMAO!!!!PRINCESS KIDAGAKASH said:
😀 😀
🙄 B) I've got tears running down my face!
TOO FUNNY!
Thanks for the good laugh! Sure beats all the tension around the office and on these boards!
Art at ISP
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That was funny!!!!!!! Especially since the 27th was a Tuesday 🙂
singh4us
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Heard the song and had a good laugh!
Just wanted to clarify for you that this song is made by Dan Wolfe, a "Comedy Evangelist, Gospel Magician and Inspirational Mime" as noted on his website: www.dwolfe.com.
This is not a commerical but a parody which was most likely made in 2004. Nonetheless, still a funny song!
Just wanted to clarify for you that this song is made by Dan Wolfe, a "Comedy Evangelist, Gospel Magician and Inspirational Mime" as noted on his website: www.dwolfe.com.
This is not a commerical but a parody which was most likely made in 2004. Nonetheless, still a funny song!
singh4us
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REACC1 said:
Dan Wolfe's comedy ministry is "Divine"! The release date for this song was late 2004: "12/09/04 -- TWO NEW SONGS! And they're as twisted as Dan's moustache. One poses the burning question, "Will having slot machines change our State?" The second wonders "Will the troubled US Airways will still be flying in 2005?"
This was before the final Union contract ratifications and the Xmas Operational Meltdown!!
Unfortunately I can't get the lyrics link to work. 🙁
EyeInTheSky
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At least it was a Beatles (oops Rolling Stones) song. Next: The video by William Hung. 😉
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Eye,
Use your ears.....Not the Beatles......Did'nt know Mick Jagger was in the Beatles.
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Use your ears.....Not the Beatles......Did'nt know Mick Jagger was in the Beatles.
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EyeInTheSky
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thepoohbear said:Eye,
Use your ears.....Not the Beatles......Did'nt know Mick Jagger was in the Beatles.
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DUH! You wouldn't know I went to the Rolling Stones concert at PNC last night. I really meant the Stones. Maybe it was those damn hippies in front of me at the concert; I may have inhaled something thinking Mick was Paul. LOL
singh4us
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singh4us said:
Dan Wolfe's comedy ministry is "Divine"! The release date for this song was late 2004: "12/09/04 -- TWO NEW SONGS! And they're as twisted as Dan's moustache. One poses the burning question, "Will having slot machines change our State?" The second wonders "Will the troubled US Airways will still be flying in 2005?"
This was before the final Union contract ratifications and the Xmas Operational Meltdown!!
Unfortunately I can't get the lyrics link to work. 🙁
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Here are the lyrics!
Who’ll Fly US Airways?
By: Dan Wolfe
http://www.dwolfe.com/multimedia/usairways.mp3
Tune: Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
By the Stones
First you dropped our airport
As a hub
You said your budgets tight
Well, join the club
Why you never quite
Made money on your flights
No one knows
Hope you don’t close
Who’ll fly US Airways?
You’re still losing altitude
Someday soon a low-cost airway
Will come to our rescue
Employees took a pay cut willingly
You said you could emerge
From bankruptcy
You moaned and you complained
But truly nothing changed
To cut your cost
And so you lost
Who’ll fly US Airways?
No one’s buying your excuse
Wish you could have found
A new way
To work out your issues
And when at last
Your options you will weigh
You’ll find you’ve reached
The end of your runway
Running out of time
But budget schemes
Could still be realigned
A bit streamlined
Who’ll fly US Airways?
Have your options all been used
No more costs that you can defray
Check in all your pockets too
Who’ll fly US Airways?
Wish you could have continued
Your “Goodbye†we cannot downplay
Probably gonna miss you
