USAirways looking for High Profile Spokesperson

[jimcfs]

I am campaigning for Lindsay Lohan......she has a lot in common with the CEO and both are Trainwrecks! Maybe we can dress her up as a CHINA DOLL and put chop sticks in her hair and see whether SHE is as CAPABLE of Securing the Route to CHINA <don't get me started> as she is of driving an SUV stoned and drunk at 100mph. She's Perfect.......always in the news, always picture ready and an embarassment. Heck I would even reccommend her to be the Celebrity CSD to Beijing, anle bracelet and all. Fly US! 😛

Lindsey, Paris and Britany... "We love to party on US".

 

[AstroLounge]

Lindsey, Paris and Britany... "We love to party on US".

YES! YOU'VE GOT IT, damn with those high profile sluts WE CAN'T Go ANYWHERE BUT UP!

 

[EMBFA]

Not a good enough liquor selection and our seats are too dirty to go panty-less.

 

[YVINTERN]

🙄 🙄

Hmm...my vote goes to King in Chicago...he can run the Marketing department from his "established" website...

How about this kid in PBI?

 

[Dog Wonder]

Lindsey, Paris and Britany... "We love to party on US".

Not only that, but all three are astronauts in training.

 

[jimcfs]

Not only that, but all three are astronauts in training.

Before flying the shuttle, we party on US.

 

[DrBeth]

Before flying the shuttle, we party on US.

Don't forget Nicole, too! And bring plenty of snack baskets and plastic party cups!

 

[philly rocks]

Clint Eastwood, bring in a celebrity to add to the plastic party cups.

 

[AstroLounge]

With the exception of Paris reading Bible verses in a sheer camisole and stiletto heels, the only reasonable choice would be Lindsay Lohan wearing that red bikini, platform shoes and ankle bracelet with a keg strapped on her back. "Sh*T Yeah Man, Fly US!" Peace Out.