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USAirways looking for High Profile Spokesperson

I am campaigning for Lindsay Lohan......she has a lot in common with the CEO and both are Trainwrecks! Maybe we can dress her up as a CHINA DOLL and put chop sticks in her hair and see whether SHE is as CAPABLE of Securing the Route to CHINA <don't get me started> as she is of driving an SUV stoned and drunk at 100mph. She's Perfect.......always in the news, always picture ready and an embarassment. Heck I would even reccommend her to be the Celebrity CSD to Beijing, anle bracelet and all. Fly US! 😛

Lindsey, Paris and Britany... "We love to party on US".
 
Not a good enough liquor selection and our seats are too dirty to go panty-less.
 
With the exception of Paris reading Bible verses in a sheer camisole and stiletto heels, the only reasonable choice would be Lindsay Lohan wearing that red bikini, platform shoes and ankle bracelet with a keg strapped on her back. "Sh*T Yeah Man, Fly US!" Peace Out.
 

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