I'm actually thinking of going after the canadian distibution center.
The way I see it, there would be at least half a million mentally challenged people in this country that might buy one, or two. (they elected the lousy government we have, they must be retarded)
The thousands of possible upholstery combinations would be very attractive to those who want to customize their ride. And to boot, it'd likely be very fuel efficient, so the eco terrorists will be buying them by the dozens and trading in their VW vans.
I'm also thinking of following Frank Robinsons lead, (he offers a free helipad with a purchase of an R44) I'm going to offer free mortuary services.
Once I've shelled out my $200 bucks for the franchise rights, I'll start a canadian webpage where you can buy them online.
Oh yes, free shipping to your front door.....
