100%

[MINI]

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.How about achieving 103%? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Is represented as
12345678910 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 2021 22 23 24 25 26
Then Hardwork
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11=98%
Knowledge
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 =96%
But
Attitude
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5= 100%
And
Bullshi.
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,Attitude will get you there,and Bullshi. will take you over the top
But loo how far ass kissing will take you.
Asskissing
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7=118%
So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%.you know what is required of you.

Have a GREAT day!!!!!!! Mini.

 

[Rosco]

Well done MINI.

I'm posting that on the board here at the office for all to see

Cheers

R

 

[rainman]

that's an awfull lot of numbers!!! after a few it seems just a little bit "overwhelming eh!"

 

[412driver]

brown noser

2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 5 18 = 143%

 

[Stealthray]

Understanding

21 14 4 5 18 19 20 1 14 4 9 14 7 =150%